Dear Jake,
I thought about this storybook last night as I tried to get you to go to sleep. I actually came in to relieve Mommy at 10 p.m. once Rex woke up and started screaming for her, so this is for him too.
In a country that loves its nanny state so much that some legislatures have been able to prohibit everything from sugary drinks to certain methods of feeding ducks, I'm surprised this book hasn't been banned yet (due time, I'm sure). After all, it -- gasp! -- uses the F word around chilidren!
I'm sure I'll take plenty of crap for posting this, but keep in mind you're probably in your teens as you read this. And hell, the YouTube video has almost certainly expired by now. But if not ... enjoy!
Love,
Daddy
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